Et bientot. C'est combien? Je ne sais pas pourquoi. Je suis seulement une pauvre pierre commémorative... et je n'avez pas... les pantalons....

When she discovered she had been written out of 'Great Expectations' altogether, she was devastated. Her fantasies of literary notoriety dashed, she inevitably drifted back into prostitution.

Sadly, and for no reason they could fathom, they were often turned away from hip-hop launches.

The service was attended by family friends the Flowers, the Shovels, and the Crematorium-Smythes.