The local phoneboxes were full to brimming, and Nancy - already trying to get ahead of the game by undercutting the competition - had to think fast.

(NB Yes, that is the back of a grave you see there. And if there was some hilarious juxtaposition to be made with the name of the interred, I missed it. I did note down the address, though, for research purposes.)


The singer's family expressed their heartfelt thanks to the twit with the marker.


Bloody tourists.


Bless you.


And here we see a vicuña, native of Peru.