Georgina's embarrassment grew with the impatient line behind her. Was her pin number the year of her birth, death or interment? She tried again...


"It's bound to be a woman. Fiddling about. I haven't got all day."


"Well, strictly speaking you've got most of eternity, but don't let that get in the way of a good fume."

"By the looks of this he's hanging out with Joel again. Who's going to clean this up? It's me, isn't it? Just because I said Geoffrey wasn't such a bad kid. Great."


"Yeah, alright, I know! But at least he's not tipping cows. They tip cows, you know. When they're asleep, they go up and they push them over, like that. At least with this it's only Edith who's going to make a fuss, and she makes a fuss when birds nest on her. I mean."

"I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird."

"Today everything is different. There's no action... I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup."

William liked nothing better than a good chinwag.


Converted.


Peeved. (But also medally.)